Thursday, October 18, 2012

Week 11: Point Break






"Young FBI agent Johnny Utah (Reeves) goes undercover at the suggestion of his partner (Gary Busey) to learn if a group of wild surfers is actually a gang of bank robbers. He soon comes under the dangerous spell of the surfers' charismatic leader, Bodhi (Swyaze), a mystical mastermind who'll do absolutely anything for a thrill - and expects his followers to do the same."










"u sad?"

5 / 5 thrusters rip p-sway








"It’s a thrill rush. Officer Jack Traven all like, “ I'm gonna be the best cop ever.” And Busey is like, “Dude, it’s surfers.” So Ted’s all like, “Hey Kip, my parents died and I got goosepimples.” And she’s all like, “I got kidnapped by Dalton”. And Johnny Castle all, “I just put baby in a corner, YOU MAD BRAH?” Then everyone dies like some Shakespeare shit and then Neo retires."

4 / 5 Thrusters 


"Gary Busey and Keanu Reeves have more chemistry than Richard Gere & Julia Roberts. Johnny Utah is a quality pocket passer, but his foot work is horrible. His jump into the aqua duct was easily the most uncoordinated fall ever recorded by an action star as well. Swayze on the other hand is smooth through-out. He leads a band of president-imitating-surfers; which he manages to convince he has a purpose, but that notion is shattered like Utah’s knee in the final scenes of the movie. You’ll be sure to have lots of fun watching Point break, from the jaw-dropping opening graphics to Reeves full denim get-up."

4 / 5 thrusters and 2 hotdogs, TWO!

"In Ghost 2, Sam finally learns to let go and becomes a surfer. But its not what it seems. Under his tubular demeanour lies a deep dark secret. Neo, freshly out of FBI training on the outside would look like a young upstart ready to take on the world, but despite his rad choice in clothing, he has murderous intentions. Kit seduces Neo and convinces him to murder Bucey. Sam’s secret is sex wax. Its for friction, brah. Despite the fact that its dated as hell, it’s a righteous flick."

3.75 / 5 Thrusters





"Ok so I think Swayze was only able to pull of the surfing because he was still in shape from Dirty Dancing. Reeves was just practicing his craft for The Replacements, his best work yet. Super cheesy, lots of shooting, and naked chick kicking some FBI ass."

2.5 / 5 thrusters


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