
"I would say Hewlett has a unique sense of humor if British
slapstick didn't exist. Worst murderer
ever. What would happen if attempt 1-4 had actually succeeded? Haha, that all
went according to plan. Hewlett got less than he deserved, the love birds had
their laugh. I love a good story where the gutsy protagonist triumphs. Well
done, Mars."
3 / 5 thrusters and a steamy bowl of man meat
This movie is like The Usual Suspects except with less
production quality and worse actors.
This story has 1 sane, believable character surrounded by a
cross-dressing Canadian and his sick perverted fiancé. And I use sane loosely,
because he’s also the same count who eats 6 bowls of cereal for breakfast. In
fact, no one is believable in this story, but I guess that’s what you get when
the REAL writers are on strike."
3 out of 5 thrusters and
then another thruster, but then minus that same thruster. So three total
thrusters.
"I admit most of the reason I like this movie is because I really like the Stargate series. Dr Rodney McKay is my favorite character on Stargate Atlantis. But I did think the movie was cute on its own."
3 / 5 thrusters and some kibbles and bits

"It’s one of those movies you have to stick with until the end. I enjoyed the first third, it lost me on the second, but I loved the final portion. The story is just witty enough not to make you turn it off all the way through. It wasn't what I expected, but I’ll give it an extra thruster for the most exceptional use of a Loverboy poster of all time."
"I would have liked this as a 15 minute short, didn't need an hour long build up to a punchline."
1.1 / 5 thrusters